Ilhan "Turdban" Omar
Shitria Law Enforcer
WTF HAPPENED AMERICA?!
GET ANGRY, STAY ANGRY!
Goddamn You! Goddamn YOU! WHO THE FUCK VOTED THIS BITCH INTO OFFICE?! WHY THE FUCK IS SHE STILL THERE?!
It’s not bad enough that they condone this type of behavior and get to come into this country in droves putting us all at risk, but NOW, they get to gloat about it from the Capitol?!!!
She stands in front of the America people and whines that, “Americans say ‘Al-Qaeda’ like it is something negative.” Then, she goes on to clarify her enlightened position that Al-Qaeda “doesn’t mean anything evil” while laughing about it.
What type of sick twisted fucking bullshit is this?! Where the hell are the people who took an oath and swore to defend this country “against all enemies both foreign and domestic”?
They get to savagely butcher over 3,000 American citizens, and then get to make the laws, subject us to their foreign beliefs, and laugh about killing us from the seat of government?
I don’t want to hear anyone ever say that ShitEaterz is fucked up, because THIS BULLSHIT is ONE BILLION TIMES WORSE!
ANYONE defending this fucking poo-headed bitch is a GODDAMN TRAITOR. Don’t try to use the bullshit, “I’M A LIBERAL!” excuse. You want to know who was a fucking liberal?! F.D.R. WAS A FUCKING LIBERAL! And do you know what happened to those sneaky Jap bastards who bombed Pearl Harbor? THEY GOT FUCKING NUKED TWICE AND PUT INTO GODDAMN CONCENTRATION CAMPS! HOLY FUCK! They didn’t even kill as many people! GODDAMN IT!
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
To Those Who Swore To Defend Us:
Thank you for protecting the citizens of this country who have been loyal to you and fought for your ass. Yeah, that did all of us a whole lot of goddamn good. Do you think this crazy ass muslim, Al-Qaeda supporting towel head is going to be loyal to you? I don’t fucking think so. If you think so, you’re out of your goddamn mind, and don’t blame us when you have to throw yourself out of a goddamn building because these crazy ass motherfuckers have slammed a fucking plane, truck, car, unicycle, etc into your office. Don’t say they didn’t warn you. They are openly advocating for killing us all!
At least, WE THE PEOPLE can get the personal satisfaction from shitting all over her stupid ass “beliefs” and her fucking towel headed ass. EAT MY SHIT ILHAN!
Let's See Who Can Give This Bitch The Biggest TURDBAN!
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