Frederica "Turd Queen" Wilson
The Cowboy Poosecutor
Just to clarify any confusion that might come up… Yes, her first language is ENGLISH, and just because her IQ isn’t high enough to melt an ice cube doesn’t mean that she shouldn’t be allowed to hold office, YOU ABLEIST FUCK!
Listen up retard… I hope you like to get shit on, because we are going to shit all over your stupid ass face and post it all over the internet. You can’t poosecute all of us, and now, you will forever be affixed to our toilet bowls getting shit on for eternity!
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Please Don't Poosecute Us!
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