Contact / Complaints
At ShitEaterz, we are pros at fulfilling the needs and wants of our customers. If you would like to contact us, please send us an email at firstname.lastname@example.org
We also realize that not everyone will be pleased (or much less enthusiastic) about our products. If you have a complaint or are just feeling particularly shitty in general, we DEFINITELY want to hear from you, too! Please be as descriptive as possible when filling out the complaint form. The best complaints will be predominately displayed as badges of honor and the aggrieved party will receive a prize!
Because it is the “CURRENT YEAR YOU *EXPLETIVE* PIG”, we have included a wide range of titles for your selection pleasure. Enjoy!